5 Most Outlandish Foods In The Country

America. Land of the free, and home of the brave. Beacon of mercy for those who venture through our borders, and provider of equal opportunities for all who wish to seek them out. Lovers of technological evolution, providers of defense, and outspoken supporters of every point of view in existence.

No matter your affiliation, opinion, or religion, there is one thing that absolutely everyone can agree on as a love for the ages.

Food.

They say the best way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. However, I challenge that statement.

The best way to anyone’s heart is through their stomach.

Feast your eyes, and appetites, on these beautiful creations found around the great beacon called the United States. Drool over hefty concoctions, revel in colors of bubble teas, and clutch your heart as it slows to the tune of deep-fried fats.

Now is the time we wish “smell-o-vision” was a thing.

Get In My Belly. (via YouTube)

Bubble Tea With A Twist. (via YouTube)

I Feel My Heart Slowing Already. (via YouTube)

Does It Come With A Bucket ‘O Milk? (via YouTube)

Surprise…? (via YouTube)

There is only one thing to say after all of these videos.

God. Bless. America.

 

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