People Imagine What Their Tinder Bios Would Look Like If Their Moms Wrote Them, And It’s Hilarious!


For those who never tell their parents about their dating lives, they always have a good reason. For me, I was always too open about my dating life, and I learned later on the value of keeping things to myself. They were always so eager to meet whoever I was meeting for coffee, and it wasn’t until much later that I fully began to understand the volume behind “meeting the parents.”

That’s probably why I was dumped a lot, and I attribute it to my parent’s conniving and cunning scheme of “being nice and wanting to meet people.”

Needless to say, my parents could have written my dating profile simply based on the admiration and complaining I always did in my love life.

But, for those who don’t know how their parents would write their dating profile, the beautiful hashtag #IfMomWroteMyTinderBio revealed to all of us the hilarity that could ensue if they did. For my parents, it probably would have been something akin to, “Come over and have dinner. After all, you’re practically family!” in order to forward their conniving “being nice to isolate their daughter” agenda.

But trust me, these are much more hilarious.

But, let’s face it. Even if we asked our mothers to try and do this for us for a laugh, this would be the barrier we all would have to scale:

 

Featured image courtesy of Robot Butt.

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A freelance writer and mother of one, Rebecca Travis is an eBook author, avid blogger, occasional fanfiction writer, and typical ice cream slurper.

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