The internet is full of all sorts of oddities and fashion is no exception. Practically any item of clothing you want can be ordered, including a few you might not even know exist.
But that’s what we’re here for.
Behold 17 fashion horrors bound to give you a few chuckles. From clear pants to a coin purse that bites you when opened, these items prove that anyone can make money in fashion.
If you’ve ever been walking around and wished everyone could see your knees through your jeans, then it’s time you hit up Nordstrom. While they will set you back $95, you really can’t put a price on high fashion.
"hey, I think all of the hipsters would appreciate see through strips on the knees of cropped mom jeans" pic.twitter.com/SFqlLD5uCS
— seth (@reptilepal) June 6, 2017
People who wear socks with sandals need to step aside. Introducing cowboy boots that are actually sandals. Giddy up, folks.
Cowboy boot sandals confirmed for McCree Summer Skin pic.twitter.com/C1C1eMBi7N
— Salmon Shorts (@GalacticBurrit0) June 20, 2017
Don’t you just hate it when you’re wearing baggy jeans and it suddenly gets hot? I mean, it’s not like you can check the weather ahead of time. These jeans are designed for those days when you wish you had put on Daisy Dukes instead of your Hammer pants.
4. Wearable Sleeping Bag
For when you’re searching for Bigfoot and suddenly need to take a nap.
— ShutUpAndTakeMyMoney (@justtakemymoney) April 5, 2017
Well, you’ll save money on body waxing.
— WomansBuzz (@WomanSBuzz) June 19, 2017
Now you can simulate walking through grass in your bare feet while shopping. Well, astroturf.
7. Denim Boots
Be sure to pair these with some denim jeans and a denim vest.
— Анюта Обухова (@tBeNiGNaNt) April 16, 2017
8. Baby Snuggie
I’m kind of on the fence with this one. It’s an adorable way to make it look as though something is stemming from your body.
— Cool People Shop (@CoolPeopleShop) October 10, 2013
Good for Halloween, not grocery shopping.
— Dysfunctional Doll (@DysDoll) June 1, 2017
10. Teeth Coin Purse
Well, maybe it’ll make you think twice about spending money.
Coin purse with teeth by Nini Baseema pic.twitter.com/DiZJLu3C
— Listen To Your Art (@ListenToYourArt) February 4, 2012
11. Clear Pants
Pretty sure this violates some law.
rt your kink jyp in clear pants pic.twitter.com/IwocI1fsE7
— hods🇸🇴 (@cruelting) June 23, 2017
A modern day version of the Uggs with shorts look.
— THE BEAT LDN 103.6FM (@TheBeat1036fm) January 16, 2017
For when you want to look rugged without doing manual labor.
…How…Why…What made the designer think people will want a muddy pair of jeans… pic.twitter.com/U9I0vDWfR7
— M U S E (@MuseHassan1) April 30, 2017
Can you believe these retail for just under $2,000?
these gucci sock sandals are probably the most hideous shoes i've ever laid eyes on pic.twitter.com/porgeqBzwN
— sioned (@Sioned_Thomas2) April 7, 2017
For when your head gets cold, but not your arms.
— amtifyshopping (@amtifyshopping) June 24, 2017
16. Furry Sandals
Ah, yes. Nothing says ‘summer’ quite like cooling flip flops covered in fur.
Maybe wear these to the gym?
Human leg muscles digitally printed on muscle leggings. pic.twitter.com/RCNw0wgbcz
— ПОСТОРОННИМ В. (@779TA40K) November 23, 2015
Watch this video for more outrageous clothing you can actually buy.
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Feature Image Source: Screenshot Via Twitter.