If you ever invite God over for a dinner party, you better leave the Scrabble board under your bed (along with the handcuffs and chocolate body paint) because God don’t play no games, and he certainly doesn’t want to suck a pool of dark chocolate out of your belly button.
At least according to Pastor Eric Dammann. In the video below, Eric is in the middle of his weekly sermon when he remembers a kid named Ben, who he met several years ago in a youth group.
Ben was an intelligent kid, which made him dangerous, so Eric decided to teach him a lesson by punching him in the chest.
“Punched him in the chest as hard as I could. I crumpled the kid. I just crumpled him. Then I leaned over and said, ‘Ben, when are you going to stop playing games with God?’ I led that man to the Lord right there.”
Heaven yeah! Sounds like he murdered him, so when he says he “led that man to the Lord” he literally means he led him to the Lord. Great work, Eric!
We should note, this video is a bit old, so you might have already seen it. But can you really see something this amazing too much? I don’t think so.
Also, Eric did apologize…
“I deeply regret my actions of 13 years ago. I do not condone abuse in any form. I chose a very poor example from my past and very poor wording to describe it and deeply regret using it.”
Screengrab via: Youtube