Surely you’ve heard the legends of the Florida man and woman. If a news headline talks about someone in Florida, chances are it’s about something weird, and you’ll probably find it hard to believe that it happened. It’s hard to say why, but Florida seems to be the best state for crazy crime stories – is there something in the water there? At any rate, here are a few odd stories from our friends in Florida. These headlines speak for themselves.
A disguise is a must-have for a robbery, but a bunny suit? That makes me think that the Easter bunny is stocking up on beauty supplies.
This guy claimed that Jesus spoke to him and told him that he deserved wealth. Whatever happened to “thou shalt not steal?”
Basically, this guy got into some serious trouble and told a bunch of lies. Seriously though, mad cow disease and CIA blackmail? What else can this guy fake?
Someone made this lady mad one too many times, so she fought back with Kool-Aid. Did she also yell out “oh yeah?”
Even during a police chase, this man just had to stop by and play with someone’s cute cats. This would be me if I were a criminal.
You can’t make these things up. This man claims that he just wanted some eggs to make cake. Okay, but that doesn’t explain the mop.
Imagine if you will a robber coming into your diner with a pink sweatshirt tied around his face and a garden hoe. Yeah, I’d laugh too.
Of all things, how do you forget your teeth? What a way to get caught.
This guy was cold at Starbucks, so he set his underwear on fire. Makes perfect sense to me (not).
This woman is a probation officer, and she was smuggling the snacks into jail for an inmate to have. Are those Publix subs really that good?