There was a time when I loved flying. I can remember my first airplane flight like it was yesterday. I was 19 years old and flying across the country from my home to California. What an adventure it was! I loved the takeoffs, the landings, and even the turbulence. It was all exciting. Nowadays? I don’t so much enjoy flying as it’s a necessity. I’m more hyper-aware every little bump. Enjoy the hilarious joke below!
Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: “Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to New York. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So, sit back, relax, and… OH… MY GOD!”
Silence followed… complete silence!
Some moments later, the captain came back on the intercom.
“Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my trousers!”
From the back of the plane, an Irish passenger yelled…
“For the luvva Jaysus… you should see the back of mine!”