These Bizarre News Stories Are Real – We Promise

Sometimes you see the strangest things on the news. It often makes for a refreshing break from the more serious things that are happening in the world. Hopefully these news stories I’ve found will entertain you for now. Keep reading for some truly bizarre stories.

600-Pound Pig Wanders Interstate After Escaping Trailer

Can you imagine seeing a pig walking around on the interstate? That’s what happened in Luzerne County. While on its way to be slaughtered, this pig managed to escape his trailer, but he was eventually caught. No escape for you today, pig.

Snuggies Aren’t Priestly Robes, Says Trade Court

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Remember Snuggies? Recently, there was a legal debate on whether they could be considered clothes, or if they were just long blankets with sleeves. The Trade Court rejected the claim that Snuggies were like priestly robes, as they don’t close in the back, and the sleeves are only there to keep the blanket in place. Therefore, they really are just blankets. I guess that means I can’t wear my Snuggie to work. Too bad.

80-Year-Old Woman Finds Sword In Cane At Airport Security

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This sounds like something that would happen in a movie – an 80-year-old woman had no idea that there was a sword in her cane until she went through airport security. According to the TSA’s spokesperson, this happens a lot. Are you kidding me? Just how many secret sword canes are there? Readers, if you have a cane, check for swords!

Soccer Fan Fined For Calling Officer “Dude”

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Here’s what happened: an Austrian soccer fan was holding a banner, which an officer told him to take down. Said fan responds by calling the officer “dude” in Austrian, which leads to his arrest. The officer claims that the fan was being too familiar with him. This case ended up being taken to court, and the fan ended up being let go with a warning. Seriously though, all that over the word “dude?” That seems a bit excessive, doesn’t it?

Australian Man Builds Wall To Keep Ex Out

Via Perthnow

Talk about a messy breakup. Some people just block their exes on Facebook, but this guy built a 6.5 foot wall to keep his out. It even has a catapult! If this man’s ex truly does try to steal from him as he claims, she won’t know what hit her. Unfortunately for he and his current partner, the unapproved building has lead to him being threatened with a fine. I have to say, I admire his determination.

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