Picture this: It’s Valentine’s Day and you’re cuddling up to bae on the couch. Soft romantic music and candlelight fill the room, and you’re sipping on some wine while giggling softly. Then it’s time to bring out the gifts. Your other half says “Hey babe, I’ve got the biggest surprise for you.”
You get a beautifully wrapped package, which carefully open with a smile. You’re hoping for something romantic and thoughtful, like rose-scented perfume or your favorite book. Unfortunately, to your horror, you find one of these:
1. Creative Toilet Paper
Toilet paper, in any form, is just a downright bad idea. Most of the time, it says “Cheap Joke.”
2. Prickly Cactus
Consider what it says about your relationship.
3. Novelty Underwear
Not exactly my idea of romantic. More like awkward.
4. Bacterial Plush Toys
Nothing says “I love you” like a plethora of cute STD plushies.
5. Blankets With Sleeves
Useful for days when you want to be in a creepy costume.
6. Beetle Backpack
Unless you’re sure your partner likes bugs, this is downright icky.
7. Bacon Flowers
Look on the bright side. You’ve got free bacon. Who doesn’t like bacon?
8. Soap Shaped Like Firearms
In case you’re wondering, these soaps actually do exist.
9. Couple’s Sweaters
Moving around would be practically impossible.
10. Tongue Scrapers
As a rule, all oral products are a no-no.