It is understandable that toymakers need to keep innovating to remain relevant, but some of the toys in the market just take things to another level. Those responsible for signing off on these bizarre toys probably need to change their careers. The whole idea of toys is to make kids enjoy playtime right? Well, this list of toys may actually leave some kids traumatized.
Roadkill Cat
This toy is nothing short of disturbing. How anyone would find this appealing for children is simply incomprehensible.
Shave The Baby
This looks like something straight out of a Stephen King movie. The Toy baby looks more like a caveman with all the body hair.
Baby’s First Baby
This is disturbing on many levels. Not only does the baby have a baby, but the baby’s baby is also pregnant. You’re probably getting a migraine trying to understand this madness.
Pooh-Doh
Because normal Play-Doh is just too mainstream.
The Avenging Unicorn
What’s better than an angry unicorn that stabs people through the heart with its horn?
Lovely Strait Jacket
Is this what the toy-maker came up with to make time-outs more exciting?
Pee and Poo
Are excrement-themed plush toys becoming a thing?
Jar Jar Binks Tongue Pop
The tongue of this grotesque looking toy is actually a lollipop. Let’s just say it’s not a pretty site to see a child sucking on one of these.
E.T. Finger Light
It’s hard to understand how this toy made it from concept to production without anyone pointing out how obscure and suggestive it looks.
