In the 1990s, the mother of Dan Milano and his brother Greg received a gift from her mother — two adorable dolls…blonde twin boys. A lot of people find dolls creepy, and Dan and Greg took the creepiness to a whole ‘nother level.
When they found the dolls in a closet, hilarity (and REAL creepiness) ensued. Dan decided to use the dolls to prank Greg. He placed one of the creepy dolls beside Greg when Greg was sleeping. Greg retaliated. The photos tell the story. Captions are Dan’s.
Back in the 90s my grandmother made two blonde baby dolls and gave them to my mom, who was raising identical twins. Image: Dan MilanoThe dolls creep the hell out of us, so I woke my brother up like this over Christmas break. Image: Dan MilanoComing out of the shower, the doll had been left for me. Image: Dan MilanoSo I strapped it up in my brother’s closet and left it floating there. Then I closed the door. Image: Dan MilanoI came back that night to this horrible back-lit monstrosity waiting in my room, scared the daylights out of me. Image: Dan MilanoChristmas was the next day, so I encased the doll in a desk calendar to hide it’s shape and wrapped it up. Image: Dan MilanoLeft this on the kitchen table. Image: Dan MilanoChristmas night I stumbled home to discover this in my closet, hanging by a power cord (also, apparently the second doll had been found). Image: Dan MilanoMy brother gets up early so I left this friend waiting for him in the bathroom. Image: Dan MilanoPotty trained. Image: Dan MilanoAcross the way this guy was watching from a shelf. Image: Dan MilanoHe retaliated with a long baby under my bed. Long baby is looooooong. Image: Dan MilanoAll of the lights were off when I returned home the next night at 2am. A screen was glowing on the far side of my room… Image: Dan MilanoThis was on the screen. Image: Dan Milano
Tiffany Willis
